Okay, you know I love the Beav....

So, about beer:30 I called Stephanie and said I needed a drink. I haven't really had a drink since the time mentioned in my last blog. Then, I had tooooooooooo many drinks. Of course, we decided to head to Freddie's. Haven't had abuse from my favorite waiter, Beaver, in a while. Seriously! Love me some Beaver. I know I say that every time, but I do love that boy. If only he weren't gay. Stephanie brought magazines, cards, and dominoes. We read the magazines and played some cards. There was actually a table that was louder than us. That usually never happens. This was a table of about 15 teachers. Go figure it would take 15 teachers to be louder than us. Stacy showed up eventually. Lance Armstrong was also there. Stacy is a celebrity stalker, I think she spied him in the parking lot! This is our check from Freddie's. Beaver always has some cute name for us on our bill. Tonight it was The Hot Bitches! Hell, yeah! That boy knows how to work a tip!!! After Freddie's, I was heading to Stacy's house and Steph was heading home. Stacy was going to make a beer stop and Stephanie wanted to make an adult toy stop, but wanted me to go with her. Okay, twist my arm. The toy store happens to be across the street (a major street) from the convenience store that Stacy always stops at. I happened to see her truck. I told Steph that we need to yell at her when she came out of the store. So, what did we yell, across this major street?? "Stacy Ann Meeks! We've got spirit, yes we do! We've got spirit, how about you?". Oh yes! And Stacy yelled it back to us. Everyone in the parking lot of both places stared at us. Nothing like making a scene everywhere we go! That's how we do! After that, Steph and I headed into the store. I learned a few things....Stephanie knows the right questions to ask. It is illegal for a woman in Texas to own more than 5 toys. What the hell is up with that. Not that I have any toys, or more than five, but what if I wanted to?? Shouldn't I have that right? Also, there is a reason that they say for novelty purposes only - because it is illegal to sell toys like that for women. Again...what the hell is that about?? Of course, all the toys for men are perfectly legal! I just don't get it....stupid men and the stupid laws that they make!