I get myself into so damn much trouble!

So, I was going to go out to dinner with Stacy last night. We were just going to go out for some Mexican food. Stephanie decides that she wants to go, but wants to go somewhere she can take her dog. So, we settle on Freddie's. I was just going to eat and not drink any alcohol. We get there and Stephanie orders a bucket of beer, for herself, and Beaver is our waiter (I have already blogged about Beaver...I love me some Beaver! He could so be my main gay.). I knew right then I was in trouble. I eat and have a diet coke. One margarita leads to 4 margaritas, which leads to about 7 buckets of beer. We befriended two lesbians....well, they really aren't lesbians, because they are both in relationships with men but they also see each other. One of the girls used to be a stripper and she has fake boobs. Stephanie and I have never felt fake boobs before and this girl actually lets us feel her boobs! In the middle of Freddie's outdoor patio! And they feel totally different...they were kind of hard. They looked good, but they felt weird. Anyway, so the evening progresses, and someone realizes that Stephanie's dog is gone. We have no idea where he went. She totally lost her dog! Now, this is the girl that doesn't like pets to begin with...we told her not to get a dog and this just proved it!!! Everyone is looking for the dog...here he comes from the street! This is a busy street that Freddie's is on, lots of bars and restaurants, plus a ton of homes. She is so lucky he didn't get hit. At this point, everyone who is left in the place ends up at our table. Apparently they close early on Monday night. Beaver has called last call about 3 times...we end up with a couple of buckets of beer each time. I don't know how many times we cashed out before we actually left (this reminds me of another time I was with these two on the River Walk in San Antonio. We cashed out our tab 3 times at Dick's Last Resort and each time it was over $100. That was all drinks, no food!). Stacy is the smart one and she goes home when they finally kick us out. Stephanie ends up leaving with the two lesbians to go get something to eat. I end up going to another bar with 3 guys. Don't ask me their names, all I know is one guy had a great dane named Jake. We go to Opal Divines because they also allow dogs. There are 3 of us drinking...we end up with 3 pitchers of Hefeweizen. Hefeweizen is not a beer you need to be drinking when you are already drunk. Not only did I shut down Freddie's, I shut down Opals. I don't know what the hell I was thinking. After Opals I head home. Don't ask me about the incident in the gas station parking lot. The story is funny as hell...but I am so not telling it here. I was by myself and I pretty much made a fool out of myself! Like, I embarrassed myself in front of myself! LOL! So, Stephanie calls me at the crack of dawn this morning. We have both decided to stop drinking for a while. I tell her what I did in the gas station parking lot and she tells me what she did. Yeah, not drinking for a while is probably for the best! She ended up not going to get something to eat with the lesbians, she went through the drive thru at Taco Cabana and ended up with beans all over the front seat of her car. She gets home and decides to feed her dog...when she wakes up with morning there is a trail of dog food all over her house. Not from the dog, from drunk ass Stephanie. Not only that, there is a nice grease spot on her sliding glass door. When she sees this, she remembers running into the door. She thought it was open and totally hit it face first. OMG...I am laughing so hard right now I can't even type. Seriously, I was only going out for dinner! Stephanie is right, this is like high school only we have more money and no curfew! All that is going to do is get us into bigger trouble!!!