South Austin: We're all here, because we're not all there!

That is the motto of South Austin. I love So. Austin. Last night we went to Freddie's. We went there because Stacy, and now Stephanie, can bring their dogs. Stephanie got a dog, which is a whole other story...she hates dogs. Jennifer - one of Stacy's friends also went with us. She is the one with the Messiah as the roommate. Anyhoo, Freddie's is a restaurant/bar with a great outdoor seating area. They have a stage and will have live music on occasion. All the wait staff at Freddie's wear Freddie t-shirts with funny saying on the back, like "Good looking beer and ice cold waitresses", "Free Beer Tomorrow", etc. Our waiter had a shirt on that said "Freddie's Little Beaver". His name, or nickname, was Beaver. I loved this guy....why are all the great men gay?? He was so funny and entertaining. I want my Freddie's t-shirt to say "I love Beaver!"! We were picking on him and laughing with him and he was so quick witted, he gave us plenty back. Stacy spilled a full glass of ice water on me and he said "she made you wet at Freddie's...you got wet at Freddie's!". The guy was a hoot! We also had a lovely 21 year old named Kelley join our table. She was at the table behind us. Her friends left and she still had a drink to finish. Somehow she ended up at our table. She was like Paris Hilton, only with dark hair and tolerable. She kept us entertained for a while. She kept getting getting phone calls and never knew her phone was ringing...it was on vibrate. The whole table would vibrate...she was so clueless. Anyway, one phone call she gets and we see the screen. It says the caller is "jail". Come to find out, her boyfriend is in jail (his second stint) and he is calling her. Now, I don't know much about jail, but how can you call a cell phone from jail, have the same number that you call from in jail - so much so that it can be programmed into a phone, and call that many times that someone does have your number from jail??? Beyond me. 3 squares a day, tv and phone privileges??? Where is the punishment in that?? I usually don't get that on any given day...not to mention a hot girlfriend that I can call. Life is so unfair! LOL!!