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I have watched this thing about 1200 times.....I love Pearl. I want to track her down and steal her! Will Ferrell is my hero. He just cracks me up!
The reason I love Slutina (aka Sylvia) is that she bought me some paper and stuff....and mailed it to me. (PS: I had to come back in and edit this post. I don't just love her because she bought me paper; I love Slutina for a lot more reasons than that. She is just an awesome person and a great friend.) She knows I am in a funk and it totally cheered me up! She mailed it yesterday and I got it today. I had a full day today. I took the ol' MV (mini van - MV just sounds cooler than Mini Van) for a wash today. I spent about $20 in quarters and still could not get off all the bug guts. I tricked it out with a sticker that my sister sent me. It is like a blacksploitation sticker...has a guy with a fro and it says "Craft: Can ya dig it?". Totally cool. After the wash, I cleaned my apartment, and then went to a wine tasting. I drank too much. I then went to Threadgills and met a few friends. I drank too much. I then went to Stacy's house to watch American Idol. I drank too much. Stacy and I have money on the outcome. It really doesn't matter who wins. We will use the spoils to buy beer and food. I then started to drunk dial people. It is pretty sad when you drunk dial your sister....and she knew it before I even said anything. Damn, I don't like her. Now I am watching the movie Matchmaker. Don't know why I love this movie, I just do. It doesn't have any great acting or any great story line, but I just love it. Probably the use of the work "feckin'", which is the Irish accent version of "f#$kin'". They say it a lot in this movie! Recurring theme with me, don't ya think? I seriously have a problem....(well, several problems!!!)
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