Maybe I do have some funny stories!

Monday I met Stephanie and Stacy at a Mexican restaurant for a few drinks and some appetizers. The bartender cut us off!!! Several pitchers of beer and a few tequila shots later he said we were done. Well, maybe just one more, but this is your last pitcher. Okay, you can have another drink, but not a pitcher. What kind of drink do you want...Stacy and Stephanie got beer. I asked for a margarita....and can you put a shot of grand marnier on that??? Oh, the bartender loved us! I stole a lime (for my beer that I knew I had at home, like I needed to drink anymore). At one point he asked us which one of us was driving...we all pointed at someone else. Total Three Stooges!!! (I know my sister is rolling her eyes at this point...she thinks I have been boozing it up {her words} too much of late...she is probably right!) On Wednesday night, after my hard few hours at paper training, I called Stacy to see what she was doing. Oh yeah, she had already been to happy hour and was feeling no pain. There was a lot of noise in the background, music, but I knew she was at home. She tells me to hold on and says to the background "Hey, y'all take that keg outside. You are too loud and I am trying to talk on the phone.". (She was just joking...it was funny). She then says to herself "where did I put my stereo remote? I think I left it in my truck...". Finally to me she says "let me call you back...". Why she would have her stereo remote in her truck is any one's guess, but she does get crazy with the music after she has had a few drinks. So, she calls me back. We are chatting away and then she says "oh shit" and starts to giggle uncontrollably. I ask her what and she still giggles and then says never mind. Then she says...."I dropped the stereo remote in the toilet". Okay, she is on the phone, has the remote, and is going to the bathroom....is it just me or is that a little too much going on?? Gotta love that girl!