They are coming at me left and right! Houston Stephanie is pregnant. Last year, she wanted to have a third and her husband didn't. Then, this Christmas he tells her he is ready. She found out she is pregnant...got pregnant right before she came to see me in Austin. Remember her trip to Austin...drinking and tattoos. Yeah, that Chinese symbol for mother she got tattooed on her ass is right!!! So, she calls me this morning giggling and crying...asks me if I am sitting down. She is having TWINS!! OMG! Her oldest child, Jacob, is a sweetheart. The second child, Mo, not so much! Love her to pieces, but that girl is going to be a handful. Now twins!!! It was nice knowing you, Stephanie...
Now, on to my other friend. She will remain nameless to protect her identity (grin). She is someone who never really wanted to have children. Her husband has one daughter - teenager - from a previous marriage. Anyway, she goes in to have a little bit of cosmetic surgery...nose and boob job. They ask if she is pregnant or any chance she is pregnant. She says no, but you better check anyway. Yeah, PREGNANT. No surgery for her!
Moral of these stories...ladies, watch out! There is something in the air, in the water, going on with the tides, etc.
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