Another reason being a girl sucks!

Okay, so I am looking at getting a part time job. No, my parents don't pay me enough. I am sure they think I make too much for what I do. I think I am almost the lowest paid employee - damn my luck, they don't play favorites. Anyway, I had to do the drug screen today for the part time job. Can I just say that I hate peeing in a cup???!!!! Being a man, your aim has to be better. This is gross, but do you know how many times I have peed on my hand??? Not just once...and let's just leave it at that. I hate that you can't wash your hands after until you exit the restroom and hand them the cup. Okay, my cup and hand are just dripping. Does anyone want to be subjected to that?? It is my urine and I don't even want it on me! I can see why guys pee outside. If I had their parts, I would be peeing on everything...just because I could! Well, maybe not everything. My friend Douglas peed on a dog once. I have never quite forgiven him for that.